For those looking to impress their friends with the art of opening alcoholic beverages, look no further. Drinique makes bottle openers that are equal parts accommodating (particularly for those of us who struggle to open those pesky drinks) and badass. Yes, they're shaped like brass knuckles. No, they're not meant to be used as a weapon- although they'd be pretty darn convenient to have in a sticky situation. These bottle openers fit perfectly in your hand, and they even come in mini size to put onto your keychain. If you ask us, the opening-your-bottle-with-a-lighter-trick is overplayed anyways.